One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin,
What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mists.
Bush isn''t sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.
Abe replies, "My advice is, do something relaxing. Go see a play!"
2006-09-13 07:42:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks - I need a good laugh today!
2006-09-13 11:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...that got me to laugh out loud..
thanks I needed that *sighes and looks around at the nightmare Bush led us to in such a short time..sighes deeply again and then brightens up with the joke*...cycle continues
2006-09-14 03:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he should put on his combat boots and take his *** over there and be on the front lines of this mess he got going on and serve his country ,because he not doing no good here anyway, then maybe the war wood end a little faster.
2006-09-13 15:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Resign!
2006-09-13 14:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Jcontrols 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic laugh oldie but still funniiieeeee
2006-09-13 15:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go Abe!
2006-09-13 14:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by Moosha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it !!!!!!!!!!!! I agree, or just soot hisself. Why wait on someone else to do it. We'll be better off. Sorry Republicans, just my opinion of your jacked up president.
2006-09-13 14:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by Mizz Peni 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha. That's some great advice. poor Bush.. LOL :)
2006-09-14 13:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go run the countries of iraq, afghanistan, lebanon, iran, korea and anywhre else he thinks arent capable of doing it his way, THE AMERICAN WAY!!!!!
2006-09-13 14:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by jbc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
commit suicide... I would never in no way suggest this for or about anyone, but this guy I hate and hope every day he dies... God forgive me.
2006-09-13 14:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Crikey!!!
2006-09-13 14:45:00 · answer #11 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋