send me some short funny jokes!!! thanks haha
:)
2006-09-13 07:34:43 · 2 answers · asked by heretohelp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a
prostitute approached his wife & whispered,
"You must DEMAND cash b4 sex I mean in advance, b-coz I know him... He doesn't pay!"
2006-09-13 08:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsssshhhhhh.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One says to the other, "Dam."
What do you call the guy lying on the floor in front of your door? Matt.
What do you call the guy who fell in the well? Doug
What do you call the two guys hanging out near your window? Curt n Rod
What do you call the guy in your pool? Bob
2006-09-13 14:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by kimberhands 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋