i know a paki ,his name is bin, i like chuckin tomatoes at him, tomatoes are soft , they dont hurt the skin, but these fukkas do , cos they still in the tin !!!!!
2006-09-13 07:16:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why didn't Bin Laden's high school teach driver's training and sex education on the same days?
The camels got too tired.
2006-09-13 07:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Curious 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bin Laden finally died and went to hell. Satan didn't know what to do with him, so he decided to let him pick his own punishment. He took him on a short tour. In one room they saw Bill Clinton with Monica doing what she did. Bin Laden said, "that doesn't look so bad." So Satan said, "OK Monica, you're free to go."
I can't remember where I originally heard that one, sorry for not having the source to cite.
2006-09-13 14:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by writ_rrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these two middle eastern are on there way to the US, they decide when they get there that they are goin to split up for one year and then meet up with each other and see who has become more americanized.
A year passes and the two men meet. the first on says "Yep bout to go pick up my boy from baseball practice and then on the way home we're goin to stop at McD's and get something to eat. When I get home i'm goin to lay out on the couch and watch football all night."
The second guy looks at him and says "F@ck you towel head"
2006-09-13 14:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by so_fast420 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHahaahahahahahahha
2006-09-13 14:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by dada 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bin laden is a dirty Piece of ****, oh there I justy beat your joke
2006-09-13 14:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by chavito 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
fecking sad lad thought he was funny
at the end of the day his bro f**ks his mummy
thats what he gets for being so scummy
2006-09-13 14:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by kez 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
great joke ,i hope bin laden is reading your jokes.
2006-09-13 14:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my god since when did they let chavs on the internet
2006-09-13 14:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by DS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*POW *BANG* POW* BANG* POW.*
I just beat it down, like you asked. The joke is dead.
Good thing too, because it wasnt funny in the slightest......
2006-09-13 14:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
are you thinking canned tomatoes?????? I like your riddle!!
2006-09-13 14:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by goodgood 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋