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I am noticing a lot of hot young hotties are Pagans....maybe this might not be a bad route to go for a while....at least until we are near the end then we switch to Flying Spaghetti Monster....what do you think?

2006-09-13 07:11:57 · 16 answers · asked by rab2344 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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We need to hear from AAARRRRRHHHH!!! A MONSTER!!!! before we can decide.There are just too many missing links.

2006-09-13 07:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 3 2

You don't want to go Pagan. I'm Pagan and you can trust me. There are no young hotties around here.

Nope none at all.

Not a single one.

Nope....

2006-09-13 14:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pablito 5 · 3 1

why don't you put the shoe on the other foot? How come all you hunks are so modest as to hide yourselves from all women?! Come on take it off! and when your boss fires you for lewd behavior just take it on the chin and leave! She's not pagan just practical...doesn't want to pay insurance on your disregard for safety in the shop area!

2006-09-13 14:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by K9 4 · 0 0

Top knock Old Man, Pagan Girls are the Best!!!! I'm completely won over by One. No one can compare, She; is all that. I'd rather do without food than Her. Your definitely onto the right path here!!!

2006-09-13 14:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Young hotties are not going to sit around in church every night when they can be living it up as a pagan!

2006-09-13 14:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by barter256 4 · 1 3

You must not be a true believer in the FSM. If you did not accept him as your personal Chef and Saucier at birth, you will starve forever.

But if you convert, he'll at least give you enough to sustain yourself.

2006-09-13 14:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I don't know man, I went pagan because of a woman and I have never looked back.

2006-09-13 14:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 2 2

good thinking... those pagan chicks are really something...
but i would discourage you from following the flying spaghetti monster... it is most likely a scam... its italian after all...

2006-09-13 14:15:30 · answer #8 · answered by wolschou 6 · 1 3

i don't disagree with you on that at all

the atheist girls are yummy
the agnostic girls are yummy

the pastafarian girls are yummy

the pagan girls are yummy
the druid girls are yummy

one can not deny the yummy women in our lives

2006-09-13 14:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Just make sure you don't die quickly or you won't be able to repent. ;-)

2006-09-13 14:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by horselover1416 3 · 0 1

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