The most common passes men make at women are way too old, some even make the girl give up the guy. What’s worse, say you think you have seen her before, approach and ask her phone number, say she looks exactly like some celebrity? Why?
2006-09-13 05:33:54 · 6 answers · asked by Revista VIP 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If you ask her "Do you go down under?"
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A Frenchman and an Australian were having a discussion in a bar.
Frenchman: "We are better kissers."
Australian: "I beg to differ."
Frenchman: "Don't you know we invented the French kiss?"
Australian: "I know, but we invented the Australian kiss."
Frenchman: "What the hell is an Australian kiss???"
Australian: "It's like French kiss, but it's done down under."
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Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
2006-09-13 05:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by John Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top 10 mistakes a guy can make approaching Australian gals:
10. Holler "Hey wanna go down under with me?"
9. Smile and ask "How about those riots huh?"
8. Ask one "Did you like Abba?"
7. Expose yourself and say "How about that giant American poker?"
6. Ask her to join you on the beach for an authentic limbo contest.
5. Say "Got any internet porn here?"
4. Try to drink more beer than the gal.
3. Tap her on the shoulder and ask "Do you know where the mens room is?"
2. Exclaim "WOW! Do you have a younger sister?"
and the number one mistake approaching a girl in Australia is:
1. Forgetting to get dressed!
2006-09-13 12:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont say that fooosterrrs is aaaaustraaaalian for beahh
2006-09-13 12:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by tomhale138 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just do what I do. Walk up and say.."get in the truck, b*tch".
2006-09-13 12:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her out too fast
2006-09-13 12:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just don't fake an aussie accent and i think you'll do fine.
2006-09-13 12:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by sbound_40 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋