Three men die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches the first man and asks:
"How many times have you cheated on your wife?"
The first man says "Never," so St. Peter says that he can ride around Heaven in a Jaguar forever. So he drives off in his Jaguar, smiling.
St. Peter asks the second man: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"
"Two or three times," He replied so St. Peter gives him a Toyota to ride around Heaven in.
St. Peter asks the 3rd man how many times he has cheated on his wife.
He replies "About a dozen times." St. Peter gives the third man a cardboard box with wheels to ride in.
One day, while the third man is riding around Heaven in the box with wheels, he sees the first man parked on the side of the road, wiping the tears out of his eyes. The third man stops to ask him what is wrong, to which the first man replies
"I just saw my wife riding by on rollerskates
2006-09-13 05:29:57 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha . nice joke dude i like ur style!!!!!!!! coooooooooooooollllllllllll .
p.s narly man!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-13 05:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by monkipuzzle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thatat is a good one. here is one I heard lately.
A man and his wife decided to spend their 20th anniversary at the hotel in Florida, where they spent their honeymoon.
She was to meet him there the next day due to some prior obligations.
He got down there, and was pleased to see that hotels now had computers, so that he could e-mail his wife that he had arrived safely.
while e- mailing her his finger hit the wrong key, and the e-mail went to the wrong address.
A woman who had just lost her husband that weekend received the e-mail.
It read:
Dear this place is everything we thought it would be, One thing though, it is hotter than I thought it would be. Enough chatter though, you will be down here soon enough.
2006-09-13 05:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i just saw my wife on a skateboard" is the punchline i've heard before. It's funny! Good joke!
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2006-09-13 05:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 06:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww thats horrible. CHEATING IS BAD...... DON'T DO IT!!!!!! Unless its on a very hard test in school, or on homework. Just don't get caught. BUT NEVER CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!!
But hey, that joke is still funny!!!!!!!! :-)
2006-09-13 05:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats sad
poor guy
2006-09-13 07:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute one
2006-09-13 05:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still cute
2006-09-13 06:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by lady love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-09-13 07:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by daisy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...not bad....but I thought his wife would have been walking.
...yes, IN_LOVE...you are right...cheating is bad !!!
2006-09-13 05:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋