Now as we all know God made EVERYTHING including Spaceships, Dildos, Slice Bread, the Internet, Google, hangnails, motor oil and trampolines.
Did he also invent "spanking the monkey" and pool tables?
2006-09-13 04:53:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do you have a monkey I can spank? Cooool.....
2006-09-13 05:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD made the Heavens and Earth and all the things therein contained. however man also has done his share of creating
( inventing ) by using the intelligence which he got from eating the fruit from The Tree of Knowledge.
2006-09-13 12:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created everything even man and man created all those so yes god has everything and god created everything. Man couldnt do anything without gods help
2006-09-13 11:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Victoria H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He created all matter. He is not first handedly resposible for what form we shape it into. He also created perverts with freewill. What you do with your 'monkey' is left to your decision. Be careful with it. You only get one.
2006-09-13 12:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but he did write the instruction manuals.
2006-09-13 11:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by ImMappam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you put it as ALL for ONE-yes he invented everything
now tell me
can ONE god do ALL everything?
2006-09-13 12:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by St.Jon A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the bible it says he created evil too.
Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
2006-09-13 11:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, and everything else I enjoy!
2006-09-13 11:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by claire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you can behave yourself then you can come out and play.
2006-09-13 11:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U TRULY NEED JESUS...................
2006-09-13 11:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by lu 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋