(any jokes)
Bit under the weather, at work pleaseeeeeeeee help thanks in advance
2006-09-13 04:43:24 · 8 answers · asked by playful 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-13 05:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this : -That was a Faux Paix-
James the butler had a tremendous command of the English language but had trouble with french phraseology, one such was the phrase Faux Paix so he decided to ask his lordship for an analogy.
"Why of course James," His lordship replied "You remember the other week when the Bishop and Lady Soames came to dinner and prior to dinner they were both walking in the garden and the Bishop pricked his finger on one of the rose bushes? Then at dinner whilst you were serving , Lady soames remarked to the Bishop "how is your prick?" and he said "throbbing" you said "Sh*t!" and dropped the peas. That was a Faux Paix!!"
2006-09-13 12:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
St.Peter was checking the gate between Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge. He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil...The Devil says,
"Yeah, whaddya want..?" St. Peter: The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it..." The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for this.." St.Peter got angry,
"Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to
fix the gate..!" The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available." St.Peter turned red and exclaimed,"Ok,
if that's the way you want it, we'll sue!" A big grin broke out on the Devil's face,"Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer?"
2006-09-13 14:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch no news/sports/weather shows. turn the sound way down and try not to listen to the dribble. maybe this will nod you off to sleep and then you may even feel a little better as well too! get well soon1 ;-)
2006-09-13 12:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why doesn't Bin Laden have $.e.x with his 6 wives?
every time he opens their legs he sees BUSH.
hope i made you laugh.
2006-09-13 12:03:06 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's green and dangerous?
A thundering herd of pickles
2006-09-13 13:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i started laughing after reading this question.
2006-09-13 12:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by chulbula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U gotta smile people do too many stupid things for u not to!lol! hee hee hee! ho ho ho ho!
2006-09-13 11:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by murmic05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋