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Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

2006-09-13 04:31:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

hahah... funny 911 call.. heheh
I still think the one I send you was the funniest... :)

2006-09-13 04:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

ha ha ha!
You know, they played on a morning show radio starion here in SF this 911 call where this lady called and asked for the cops that were just at her house to come back because she wanted to get one cops phone number because he was just "so handsome." Real call too!
♣

2006-09-13 11:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

Nice joke

2006-09-13 11:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by Bling Bling 5 · 0 0

HaHa thats funny

2006-09-13 11:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, I was looking for such clean jokes.......hahahahaha... and good too......

2006-09-13 11:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

good one

2006-09-13 11:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha.... its fuuny. thx for the laugh :)

2006-09-13 12:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by devilish 3 · 0 0

that's not funny, but weak

2006-09-13 11:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by waynekirsten 3 · 0 1

hahahaha ..funny do u have more ?!

2006-09-13 11:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by dodi 3 · 0 0

lol

2006-09-13 13:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by omar_gut 2 · 0 0

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