When it was first discovered that cows give us milk, what was the farmer doing exactly?
2006-09-13 04:21:42 · 23 answers · asked by Emma W 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Ok, this is actually a joke..... you know.... one of those things that people laugh at? Some people need to get a life!!!!!!
2006-09-13 04:28:03 · update #1
Maybe he just saw the utters one say and thought they looked so soft, like just they felt so good, and he just HAD to touch them. So he did. He touched them, then then he squeezed them, and then...
DAG NABBIT!!!!
*wipes white substance off of his face*
Hey...come to think of it, this stuff would taste pretty good cold, especially on my Cheerios.
2006-09-13 07:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching it feed it's calf. Most likely the human mother had died and no other woman was capable or willing to nurse the human baby and someone suggested getting milk from the cow. In actuality it may not have been a cow, it may have been a ewe or an nanny goat.
2006-09-13 11:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe the farmer watched the baby cows suckle milk and he wanted to have a turn.
2006-09-13 11:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it was not necessarily cows who were the firs milk-giving animals to be discovered by men, but you should consider the fact that this man himself must have been sucking from his mother... so it was not a great discovery, it was just application of what he has learned in his childhood..
And it could not have been a farmer, in the full sense... I belive he discovered the milk before starting to breed the animal...
2006-09-13 11:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Randy Beaman 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He was probably getting ready for a big feast, The ancients used to use fermented milk as an alcoholic beverage. Today the closest we have is "Bailey's Irish Cream" mmm!
Which brings up another question, if a lactating woman gets drunk does her breast milk contain alcohol?
2006-09-13 11:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by kellring 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Enjoying himself
2006-09-13 11:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know but even Billy Connolly couldn't get that answer from his audience in Australia.
2006-09-13 17:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Breast with four nipples, How could he resist.Thats gotta be every mans dream. On second thoughts maybe not!!!
2006-09-13 15:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by Grumpy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a farmer thing, just got bored with sheep fiddling.....
2006-09-13 11:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Farmer Phil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feeding the cow hay....
2006-09-13 11:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Windwispers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋