Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar.
Ah, Pierre," asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?"
"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"."
"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!"."
"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a Frenchparatrooper. It is beneass my dignity to jump ten feet."
What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said:
"If you do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm."."
Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"
A leetle, at ze beginning."
2006-09-13 04:12:35 · 9 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A leetle, at ze beginning, but i likeded it!
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2006-09-13 04:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two hobos were talking one afternoon, and one told the other that he'd had quite an ordeal on a train recently. "What happened?" asked the other. "Well," said the first, "one night I was able to jump into a box car on a slow moving train. It was very dark, and I thought I was alone when somebody spoke up out of a far corner. We began talking and finally got around to sex and how long it had been since we'd had any. Suddenly the fellow opened his fly and said he thought he'd take care of his problem then and there." "What happened then?" the second bum wanted to know. "I told him, no way," said the first, "and he pulled out a big knife." "Well, did you do it?" asked the other. "I don't have any cut marks on me, do I?" the second replied.
2006-09-13 05:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl
2006-09-13 05:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - 10 - zhust for zee time you took to zypt zee zhoke
2006-09-13 04:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by beorne 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paratroopers...Good to the last DROP.
2006-09-13 04:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by MonsterMash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute.
2006-09-13 04:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dis not understand your language
2006-09-13 04:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
No question?????
2006-09-13 04:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hm... :-) lol
2006-09-13 04:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋