2006-09-13 04:10:48 · 13 answers · asked by Pervy_Pirate 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's why there's water skeeing, ice skateing and hockey. We got it covered already, thanks.
2006-09-13 04:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
It would be cool to walk on water, it would be cool to fly but that is a common thought among both theists and atheists.
What I want to know is why you hate, fear, and constantly antagonize atheists since if there is a God then it would be up to God to do anything about the atheists, if anything. Before you bring up the "they attack me" bit please be aware that atheists have been attacked, tortured and killed by theists for thousands of years..a little bitterness is normal
2006-09-13 11:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if Chris Angel can turn water to beer like jesus did the wine , than i suppose i can figure out how to walk on water... gimmie a day or two
2006-09-13 11:18:21 · answer #3 · answered by hungryhillkid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I walk on the water in the winter time. They probably have, too.
2006-09-13 11:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Namaste 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice bastardization of Charlie Daniels. LOL!
2006-09-13 11:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been walking on water the last week straight... it just won't stop raining here..
2006-09-13 11:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would certainly make some of my fishing expeditions more interesting. (BTW, I've always wondered .. is it more difficult to walk on water in you have holes in your feet? Just a thought.)
2006-09-13 11:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by JAT 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sigh, it been DONE ALREADY! Or didn't you see the show where they showed how the mortal jesus did it...?(apparently not)
NOW I understand why you felt the need to emulate my questions...you really don't have the hang of this, do you!
;)
2006-09-13 11:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. I enjoy swimming. I'm not lazy enough to walk on water. Was jesus able to swim?
2006-09-13 11:13:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'd like to slither on my belly like a reptile.
2006-09-13 11:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I would love to be able to fly
2006-09-13 11:14:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋