A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until, one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the music but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
2006-09-13 03:55:16 · 9 answers · asked by flange2034 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard this joke, but it wasn't nearly as good as the way you just said it! Good Job. Way better punchline! lol.
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2006-09-13 03:59:59 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it fairly is a demanding one.... i imagine there are quite some adult men that would not even word in case you probably did not have nails.... and then there are others which will word you've painted your nails. some received't save in concepts the "colour" yet will understand that you regarded sturdy, and that is something that helped finished your pacakage. i imagine human beings look better tan.... so i have stated to my husband before, in case you had 2 similar woman strolling down the line at the same time..... one as white as a ghost and the different with a valuable tan, you would possibly want to look on the tan one.... i imagine an same difficulty is going for a females nicely prepare (earrings, nails painted, fragrance and so on.). have a sturdy time
2016-11-26 21:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a Polock myself, I find most Polish jokes amusing, including this one.
Does it make me more of a Polock to be very Polish and not be able to Polka?
2006-09-13 04:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by ManOfPhysics 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ja Ja is German... Tac is polish for yes i think (used to knob a polish girl)
2006-09-13 03:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya cute a new take on a old one
2006-09-13 03:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by beorne 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah i give it a 10
2006-09-13 04:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good joke.......that too by a sister............hahahahahaha
2006-09-13 04:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He he LOL
2006-09-13 04:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great one ! thanks for the laugh !
2006-09-13 06:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋