2006-09-13 03:25:25 · 12 answers · asked by Celeste 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners, wanting to get her sweater cleaned. So she asks the clerk how much it will cost.
Not hearing her properly, the clerk says "come again?"
And the blonde says "No. It's only mustard this time!"
2006-09-13 03:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by john d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes are taking a walk in the forest when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde takes a look at the tracks and says "Look at those bear tracks!" The second blonde takes a look and says, "No, you idiot those are deer tracks". The two blondes began arguing as to what kind of tracks these were. Two hours later they were hit by a train.
2006-09-13 04:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by hatin_u_always 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how does a blond turn on the lights after sex?
she opens the car door.
what do u call 36 blondes ear 2 ear?
a wind testing tunnel.
i got more so if u want 2 hear them let me know
2006-09-13 03:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by shadowpaws2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav blonde joke... here goes:
Two blondes were walking in the park. One finds a compact and opens it.
"hey, this girl looks familiar!" says the first blonde.
"let me see!" says the second blonde. She looks in the compact and yells, "that's me you idiot!"
♣
2006-09-13 03:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does the blonde have a bruised belly button? Because she has a blonde boyfriend.
2006-09-13 03:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by Robert 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What proves that Mexicans are so nice and helpful ?
They like to gather around you in groups of 30 or more and all ask if you have a problem !
Oh, they are not blond, pity really :)
2006-09-13 03:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Vage Centurian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a brunette ? A blond standing on her head.
2006-09-13 03:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?
A washing Machine doesn't follow you around after you dump your Load in it. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-13 03:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What does a blonde think a 'quarterback' is?
A refund.
2006-09-13 03:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this isn't on the problem of blonds yet its a sturdy comic tale. ( u favor 2 human beings for this comic tale) You: so there's a lesbian and a guy in a truck employing to a bar and the guy says, " is it authentic lesbians recognize each and every thing?" or perhaps as the adult men employing she says "positive." He is going "very well, tell me even as the subsequent gentle will substitute." and he or she says "now!" and they bypass to the subsequent stoplight. "tell me even as" he says. and he or she says "Now!" and they bypass to the subsequent. so that you tell her that then say" whats up. you recognize those issues on the mall. you recognize those that bypass up?" and if she says " an escalator?" say "Yah! see lesbians DO recognize each and every thing!" lol make positive a u tell it to a woman:3
2016-11-26 21:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋