What´s the funniest/weirdest thing you experienced at work?

Question

The summer before college (last summer) I worked asa veterinary technician. There is this community service organization that would get wild (feral) cats from town and bring them into our vet´s office and he would get them fixed, mark them (in case they got caught again), and release them again to keep the cat population of our town down. Occasionally, a cat would come in and she would be like two weeks pregnant, and she would already be producing milk. Well, while the cat was under anestisia, the other vet techs would always squeeze the nipple for the milk to squirt out. (I know, we´re immature). Well, I had never tried it before, so the girl was showing me how you have to get under the base of it and tug sideways. I did that (my mouth was open because I was talking to her), and a stream of it came shooting upwards and into my mouth. I don´t even remember what it tasted like cuz I was in total shock, but let´s just say from now on, I leave the feral cats alone after being operated on.

Answer 1

I leased apartments for years and one day this guy came in with a long tshirt on when he sat down i realized he had on no pants.

Answer 2

The funniest thing i have ever done at work is: I work with this black girls man she is hot. Well when we usually close the store alone We would always have ice cream wars out side. Well one day I through one down her shirt and her pants. I think it was so cold that she just forgot about every thing and took off all of her cloaths she standing there but asss naked. Man that was halarious. I still cant stop laughing about it. She said shes ganna get me back but she cant get the masta back.

ps who cares if its imachure at leats your having fun. mature people are so boaring. Im an adult and i still like to have fun any way i can

Answer 3

Now that is just totally wrong hun. Just had to run out to puke up. The funniest thing I have ever done was on my ship working cos im in the navy. and I was painting the side of the ship ehile i was standing on this wooden platform that was in the water. A boat went past ant the platform started wobbling and it tipped over taking me and my work mate with it. We had to get one of the police speed boats to take us out of the water and bring us back in. I was covered in paint. I think back and say that was really dangerous

Answer 4

OOhhh, Oooohhhhh. Coincidentally (with 9/11 just yesterday), on Sept 11th of 2001, we had a helicopter lifting an air conditioning unit onto our building. Of course, all aircraft were grounded, so the helicopter had to land in our parking lot.

Answer 5

The weirdest thing I ever experienced was something called "work" ... It really pi**ed me off because I had never done anything like it and it interfered with me surfing the net, downloading porn and answering YA! lol

But I did get to have a b j in my ex-boss' office once too!

Answer 6

A drunkard kept calling my old place of employment, and asking for the telephone number of a local belly dancer. We would give him random numbers out of the book. After the umpteenth call, my supervisor gave him the jail house number. He never called back!

Answer 7

i was in my office room with the door open. A male collegue of mine walked pass and stood by the fax machine. He must have thought no one was around...and scratched his balls rigorously and then tugged on his undies. I never looked at him the same way again.

Answer 8

At the annual staff meeting one of the management gave a lapdance to an employee who was receiving a 25 year service award.

We all hurt ourselves laughing and she got RIGHT into it, shoving money down his pants and gyrating madly on the chair :P

Answer 9

I worked in a hotel in Birmingham and we had to phone the fire brigade as a couple were on a dirty weekend and they lost the key to their handcuffs!! Ha ha they were very red faced in the morning when they checked out!!

Answer 10

THATS A FUNNY STORY , MINE IS FUNNY NOW BUT WASNT SO MUCH THEN , I WORKED AT A CONVENIENCE STORE AND A REGULAR CUSTOMER THAT CAME IN EVERY DAY , TRIED TO ROB ME AND I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING ..HE SAID I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET , GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE DRAWER , I LAUGHED AT HIM AND SAID IS THAT ALL FOR YOU TODAY?? HE STOOD THERE AND I JUST STARTED WAITING ON OTHER CUSTOMERS , AND HE LEFT AND WENT ACROSS THE STREET AND TRIED ROBBING WAL-GREENS AND GOT CAUGHT , I SURE WAS SCARED THE REST OF THE NIGHT AFTER THE POLICE CAME AND TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED...