How many self righteous Christians ******* does it take to change a light bulb?
2006-09-13 02:40:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How many Self-righteous (Individuals) does it take to give credence to this silly pointless question?
2006-09-13 02:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the whole congregation
first a comittee is formed to discuss it
then after nothing is done the deacons form and fire committee
then the board of trustees fire the deacons
then the pastor's wife puts out a prayer request
the whole prayer chain collapses because someone did it and proved no faith in God
then gossip ensues about their salvation
the whole church caves in and the electric company shuts off the bill removing the need for a light bulb
and reality once again takes control
2006-09-13 02:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not kewl to exclude Christians. However I believe that they have someone else change the light bulbs because they are too busy praying about it.
2006-09-13 02:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by ImMappam 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am a Christain, this is a open forum, It takes ONE Christain to change a light bulb, With Unbelievers, it takes none to unscrew it, Because they don't even believe a light bulb exist.
2006-09-13 02:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
How many intelligent, well read, independent-thinking fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them.
2006-09-13 02:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
none...
the lightbulb is the result of scientific advancement and therefore EVIL.
besides, the electricity that lights the filiment "IS ONLY A THEORY!!!"
2006-09-13 02:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None, they just bask in the light of their own unchanging brand of Truth (TM).
2006-09-13 02:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by XYZ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
wow, thank you for insulting a group of people ( including me) who arent self righteous, but just care about their moral standards, you are just looking for people to respect you ( sarcasm). Remember even though i may care about my morals and Christ and you may not doesnt mean you have to disrespect me for it, im not disrespecting you!
2006-09-13 02:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by bassist_of_light 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HMMMMMMMMMM I have no idea.......
I pity the fool who sticks a lightbulb where the sun don't shine.
2006-09-13 02:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
None - If it's God's will, it will be changed by itself.
2006-09-13 02:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋