Are there any limericks that have limerick in the first line?
2006-09-13 01:57:24 · 8 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes.
2006-09-13 01:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by Arron never walk's alone 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There was a young man from Limerick
who wrote an amazing limerick
oh how they laughed
at the final draft
as he tried to get as many words into the last line as possible, and he succeeded and there was much rejoicing as everyone agreed it was a truly triumphant limerick!
or
Limerick, limerick, limerick
limerick, limerick, limerick
diddle dee dee
diddle dee dee
limerick, limerick, limerick!
2006-09-13 02:03:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was man from Limerick
Who ate and ate untill he was sick
He thought it was a real hoot
To eat every kind of fruit
That silly fat man of Limerick
2006-09-13 02:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from limerick
whose sex op was done on the quick
nothing was tucked
now hes reall fu**ed
Hes a bird with half finished slimmer di*k
Is that any good?
2006-09-13 02:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by greydays 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a little variety of your first line - cleaned up a little
The wife of young Richard of Limerick
Complained to her husband, "My quim, Rick,
Still grows in diameter
Each time that you ram at her
So how can your tool stay so slim, Rick?"
2006-09-13 03:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by beorne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His **** was so long he could lickhisdick.
He spends his whole day bent over that way
and all his friends think thats quite a trick.
2006-09-13 02:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by Einstein 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but I can't write what it rhymes with.
2006-09-13 02:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is but it's too rde to print. I'll let you use your imagination
2006-09-13 01:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋