How many do you use in a day?
1. Though shalt say have a blessed day instead of goodbye to the cashier at Walgreens.
2. Thou shalt interpret “no spin zone” to mean “pillar of journalistic integrity.”
3. Thou shalt live in the suburbs, eat at The Olive Garden, and wear clothes made from polyblend fabrics.
4. Thou shalt wear clean underwear at all times in preparation for the rapture.
5. Thou shalt have a senior pastor who wears Hawaiian shirts and a youth minister with an earring.
6. Thou shalt become aware of pop culture trends eight years after the fact and co-opt these trends for Christian culture.
7. Thou shalt own a support the troops car magnet, a fish bumper sticker, and/or an embroidered flag sweater.
8. Thou shalt instinctively raise thy hands in praise whenever you hear Lite FM music with Christian lyrics.
2006-09-13 01:56:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
9. Though shalt believe that Harry Potter novels, Proctor & Gamble, and the teenage Goths who smoke clove cigarettes behind JCPenney’s are part of a global demonic conspiracy.
10.Thou shalt not speak ill of thy neighbor, unless thy neighbor is gay. Then it’s okay.
11.Thou shalt vote Republican and encourage your local Senator to change the party logo from an elephant to a fish.
2006-09-13 01:56:26 · update #1
lmao!
2006-09-13 02:01:53 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evangelical Christian.
I only do 2, 3, 4, and I break all the rest. No, wait, I do vote Republican. Never thought about changing our logo. What happens to me?
Also, 6 happens but I don't support it. And my youth minister doesn't have an earring but he does have long hair.
This was funny.
2006-09-13 02:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by ©2007 answers by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one difficulty it really is, very of direction, is American-certain. As a Brit, albeit one which has visited the States some circumstances, i do not comprehend about 1/2 the references. In different words, our handle Christianity receives blended up with our lifestyle in approaches we'd want to nicely be thoroughly ignorant of, till Christians from someplace else says huh, what? it really is not what Christians do in OUR u . s . a .!
2016-11-26 21:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by girardot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you document this. i didn't think so
2006-09-13 02:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋