A guy got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it
but next month he got another one stating they were going to cancel
his credit card if he didn't send them $0.00. He called them, talked
to them, they said it was a glitch and told him they'd take care of it.
The following month he tried to charge something and couldn't. He
called the credit card company who again said they would take care of it.
The next day he got his bill for $0.00 stating that he was very delinquent.
So he thought he had a solution. He mailed the credit card company a
check for $0.00, and the credit card company's computer processed it,
noting that his account was now paid in full.
A week later, the man's bank called him asking him what he was doing
writing a check for $0.00. He explained and they said, "Well, your
$0.00 check has caused our check processing software to fail. We now
can't process ANY of our checks from that day electronically because
that $0.00 check has caused the program to abort. We are closing your
account."
The man, who had been considering buying his wife a computer for her
birthday, bought her a typewriter instead.
2006-09-13 01:50:23 · 21 answers · asked by Swati 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-09-13 01:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
but, where is the question? HA HA gotcha! this device is also a computer and mechanically asked me to answer a question that was not!!!
2006-09-14 03:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by savvy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was awesome!!! I liked it! I think you should put like that on here for people to read!
2006-09-13 03:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... wondering what shall i say after reading the punch line
2006-09-13 01:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good I would like to hear more like that.
2006-09-13 01:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by Hari_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-13 01:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by uofsmike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-13 03:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u a MHO member
2006-09-13 01:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What should I say?
2006-09-16 04:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by riya k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe....Good one...
2006-09-13 21:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOw is this one????? this is a very long one....hehehhe
2006-09-14 02:31:04 · answer #11 · answered by saido . 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋