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The Evangelical Right Quiz
Test Your Knowledge
1. True or False: George W. Bush declared June 10 to be "Jesus Day" when he was Governor of Texas.
a) True
b) False
2. True or False, Ted Haggard, head of the National Association of Evangelicals, has a "Vote for Pedro" bumper sticker on his truck, from the film Napoleon Dynamite.
a) True
b) False
3. Which of the following posters can be found in disgraced Congressman, Tom Delay's work office?
a) White Snake performing a show at the Hampton Coliseum in '86
b) The Coors Light twins
c) A rapture poster with the words: "This Could Be The Day"
d) An original Teen Wolf 2 movie poster signed by Jason Bateman
4. Choose the item that James Dobson WAS NOT beaten and/or disciplined with by his mother, according to his book Dare to Discipline:
a) Straps and buckles
b) A girdle
c) A shoe
d) Tongs
e) Twigs and branches
5. Which of the following is a book in the Old Testament?
a) The Gospel of Yoland
b) Malakadiah
c) The Early Years: Arks, Floods, Tablets, and a Naked Chick in Paradise
d) Reagan
e) Haggai
2006-09-13 01:48:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
6. What term do evangelicals use as a synonym for environmentalism?
a) The Hippy Agenda
b) Satanism
c) Creation Care
d) Capitalism
e) Garden Grooming
7. Which pair of contingent states have the lowest number of churchgoers?
a) New York and Vermont
b) Oregon and Washington
c) North Carolina and South Carolina
d) Vermont and Massachusetts
e) Maine and New Hampshire
8. Jerry Jenkins, co-author of the "Christian" Left Behind series, authored which of the following comics from 1996 to 2004:
a) antiChristman
b) Gil Thorp
c) The Family Circus
d) The X-Sinning X-Men
e) Batman Born Again
9.True or False: The divorce rate is higher in blue states than red states
a) True
b) False
10. Plugged In, Focus on the Family's movie magazine criticized all but one of the following movies of promoting something they refer to as "outercourse." Choose the supposedly outercourse-free film:
a) Kinsey
b) 40 Days and 40 Nights
c) The 40-Year-Old Virgin
d) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
2006-09-13 01:49:18 · update #1
12. Who said: "Hey, now that I'm done with the electoral politics, I need to start humping in corporate accounts! I'm counting on you [Jack Abramoff] to help me with some contacts."
a) Ralph Reed
b) Satan
c) Pat Robertson
d) Bill Clinton
e) Rick Santorum
13. Which foreign country's leader did Pat Robertson say we should assassinate?
a) Venezuela
b) Columbia
c) Bolivia
d) France
14. The author of The Purpose-Driven Life, Rick Warren, compared homosexuality to having sex with which of the following animals:
a) A cheetah
b) A cocker spaniel
c) A horse
d) An iguana
e) One of them pretty long-haired Lhasa Apsa's that always wear bows on their heads.
15. True or False: Pat Robertson says he can bench press 2000 pounds since he incorporates his own Age-Defying Milk Shake into his diet.
a) True
b) False
2006-09-13 01:49:41 · update #2
answers are here...
http://www.evangelicalright.com/quiz.html
2006-09-13 01:50:12 · update #3
I scored a 7, I am not intelligently designed.
2006-09-13 01:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by a_delphic_oracle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. True or False: George W. Bush declared June 10 to be "Jesus Day" when he was Governor of Texas.
a) True
b) False - I don't want it to be true - because he would look more stupid if he does that.
2. True or False, Ted Haggard, head of the National Association of Evangelicals, has a "Vote for Pedro" bumper sticker on his truck, from the film Napoleon Dynamite.
Who cares !
3. Which of the following posters can be found in disgraced Congressman, Tom Delay's work office?
Performance from Boss on the Cross
4. Choose the item that James Dobson WAS NOT beaten and/or disciplined with by his mother, according to his book Dare to Discipline:
Who cares !
5. Which of the following is a book in the Old Testament?
The Gospel of Satan !
2006-09-13 01:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't score 100%, can I still be a religious right?
There are more important things to me than trivia about other Christians.
2006-09-13 02:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by megmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the website I am destined for rapture! Which is funny because I'm hindu...
2006-09-13 02:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by Switch Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life getting a little boring for you?
2006-09-13 01:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put alot of work into that! Time for breakfast?
2006-09-13 01:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I scored a 9.
Jesus Day??? Damn, that guy is an idiot!
2006-09-13 02:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-09-13 02:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-13 01:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋