During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee"
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
2006-09-13 01:40:56 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You got a thumbs up from me on this one.. This joke cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-13 10:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love Lil Johnny
2006-09-13 10:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by beorne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow a little Johnny joke I hadn't heard. They're all great.
2006-09-13 09:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already know this joke but u got a laugh out of me anyway!!
2006-09-13 08:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by zed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked this joke i han't heard it before. brightened up my day at work
2006-09-13 08:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Harleyquinn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-15 19:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy/Smart in LA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-13 08:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kismitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha...that was cute..thx
2006-09-13 16:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-13 10:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋