2006-09-13 00:42:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I'm really more concerned with when/where I am getting intercourse. But I did hear a rumor. It goes something like this...
Bin Laden recently moved into a new area and was greeted by his top officer in the area. Bin Laden said, "yes the troops look ready, but what about that camel over there" as he pointed toward a camel tied next to his tent. The officer was a little embarrassed but finally said, "Sir, the men are many times lonely out here in the caves and when they need a little relief, they use that camel." Well, of course Bin Laden was surprised, but understood since this was a desperate time for them so he said OK keep the camel. Well, a few weeks went by and Bin Laden himself was very stressed out and decided it was time for a little alone time with the camel. After coming out of the tent, the officer was smiling and trying hard not to laugh. Bin Laden said, "what did I do it wrong? I never had sex with a camel before." His officer said, "no sir you did her just fine, but usually we just ride the camel to the next town and get a woman."
2006-09-13 00:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by Roger S 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Young boys is the answer.
Anyway Bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel.
When they stopped off in a small town Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts its tail up and looks at its ars*e.
His follower comes over and says "What are you doing?
Bin Laden replies "About two miles back i heard someone shout
Hey look at them two arseholes on that camel."
2006-09-13 09:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that Bin Laden died three years ago of kidney failure in A saudi hospital
2006-09-13 09:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He does a camel ,what a dumb question,are'nt you more concerned with the fact that this person is the mastermind behind such horrible acts committed upon this country? Shame on you for asking such a question.
2006-09-13 07:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Kate T. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
--i-ts no problem kid...his assistants and deputies have holes (anuses) unless they are sealed...He had even commanded the pilots to bang the planes at the twin towers...
***ergo*** .
---.Its easy for him to shout at an assistant
to undress .... then bend forward.. and then ...pow!!!
there goes bin laden's tower passing through his assistant's
anal tunnel...right?
2006-09-13 07:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by jadfritz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chances are, it's standing all around him. You never see him with women or ever hear of him having a wife........but he's close to his right hand man.
2006-09-13 07:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by btyboo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Camel toe
2006-09-13 07:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He has a harem , goats , sheep ,and a camel . On weekends they bring him young boys .
2006-09-13 07:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ask Mr.Bush. Laden is the co worker of the Bush. So he knows better where he has and with whome.
2006-09-13 07:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by eitemad_eitemad 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
of course Bush administration provides him
2006-09-13 09:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋