Will you please tell me a joke involving animals?

Answer 1

http://www.ahajokes.com/animal_jokes.html

Here are a ton of them~

I loved the hind lick joke~

Answer 2

The hare challenged the tortoise,"Let us have a race,"
"Ok,",the tortoise answered.
The hare ran very fast,when it was approaching the point,it looked back and said arrogantly,"Let's me have a nap 1st,"
Then the turtle went nearer and nearer,and finally it won the race.

But the story didn't end yet.

The hare back to home,it kept thinking and thinking,and finally found out its fault.
It challenged the tortoise for the 2nd time.
The tortoise agreed.
They started their journey,the hare kept running,without looking back,and the tortoise crawl slowly and it was very tired under the scorching hot day.
Finally the hare won the race.

This lesson teach us success in finding our fault and mending it is the best key to success....








the story continue.........

The toitoise went back and borrowed a rocket from his scientist brother.
Now,the tortoise challenged the hare."Brave to accept my challenge or not?"
"Sure!" The hare said.
The hare started its journey again.
But the tortoise won the race.
"Why?Why?Why?"The hare who lost the race cried....

This lesson teach us we will won the race easily with the help of some appliances.


Finally,u know what happened to them?

They decided to buried the hachet and went home for a long nap.................
this teaches us,peace is the best race in this world.....

Answer 3

Three bulls, one large, one medium, and one small, were standing in the pasture and had just heard a rumor that the farmer had just bought a new, larger bull.

The largest of the three said, "Well, he ain't getting none of my cows." The medium bull said, "He ain't getting none of my cows." The little bull said, "Well, if he ain't getting any of yours, them he sure as hell ain't getting one of mine."

Two days later, a semi pulls into the yard, and they unload the new bull. He's big and pissed from having been cooped up for the long journey. When the three bulls see him, the biggest bull says, "He can have my cows," the medium bull says, "He can have mine, too." The littlest bull, however, begins to paw the ground, snort and bellow, and basically carry on. "What's with you?" the other two asked."I'm just showing him I ain't a cow!"

Answer 4

One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
"I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian.
As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."

Answer 5

Kinda Dirty-
A woman sitting at a roadhouse in Top Springs, NT, suddenly
began to cough while eating a giant outback steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress and two Jackaroos at the next table turned to look at her. "Can ya swalla?", asked one Jackaroo.
The woman signalled "No", desperately shaking her head.
"Can ya breathe?", asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn blue, shook her head "No".
With that, the first Jackaroo raced over to her, lifted up the
back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The Jackaroo walked back over to his mate and proudly took another drink of his VB. His mate said in admiration,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I
ain't never seen nobody do it before".

Answer 6

A woman walks into a pub holding a duck and sits down at the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but pigs are not allowed in here".
The woman says, "This is not a pig, it's a duck".
The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck".

Answer 7

2 cocks were watching a T.V show,, suddenly an advertisement flashed"be it Sunday or Monday, daily eat anndae(egg)". lookin at the advertisement, one c.ock to another: "man when is this government going to spare our overtime , to eat an egg is so easy , but to make a hen lay one is ...bastards"...One more , a foolish man broke an egg to make an egg omelet just to find it empty without any yolk , man: f.u.c.k the governments aids awareness adds, even the bastard cocks have started using condoms.

Answer 8

Question: There were 9 lizzards on the ceiling..1 did a trick! how many were left in the ceiling?!..

Answer: 1! because the rest clapped their hands and fell! NYAAHAHAHHAHAA JUST IMAGINE!

lizzards are not animals! or are they?..tunn dun dun! but my joke is still funny! =)

Answer 9

KNOCK KNOCK.
(who's there?)
IMPATIENT COW
impatient cow wh.. MOOO

This is much better when told out loud. The person who starts the joke interrupts the other person with a loud MOO.

Answer 10

An elephant child and a mouse were freinds once elephant child were taking bath in a tub then mouse reached there.. he called him that please come out when elelphant child came out from tub then mouse saw him and said ohhhh ok go and take bath then elephant child asked whats happened then mouse replied nothing i was just cheking that did you wear my underwear or your own....