Satan frightens me because he can contact me through a piece of compressed cardboard.The Virgin Mary contacts us through Grilled cheese sandwiches. Don't they have a bigger budget.
Why don't demons contact us through dominos or Monopoly. Probably because its not melodramatic enough.Satan likes a dark room, candles, and an Oujia board. Brightly lit rooms with flower embossed sconces don't work. Don't forget motivational posters demons hate those.
2006-09-12
21:49:11
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Thank you Soul Rebel, I been out of the loop with games over the past few years.
2006-09-12
21:55:43 ·
update #1
God , Satan, The Trix Rabbit all scare me the same!
2006-09-12
22:01:06 ·
update #2
No offense taken Soul Rebel. I love a good laugh even at my expense.
2006-09-12
22:12:32 ·
update #3