I woke up this morning with the flu - Im in the office on my own for the day - and Im BORED!!!!
Someone cheer me up - fast - please!!
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2006-09-12 21:14:18 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
awww thanks you guys - Im feeling better already!!
2006-09-12 21:33:51 · update #1
erm Irishcharmer84 - not sure how you can play with a photocopier/shredder/printer/fax etc etc - It makes me think what exactly you be doing to your equipment!!!
2006-09-13 03:26:26 · update #2
Go around licking every bodies telephone so that they all get the flu and you could feel better when they are sick.
2006-09-12 21:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Tam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohmigod! The flu! I will tell you a joke to make you laugh--
The Horse and the Chicken
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!!!!
2006-09-12 21:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok a wee joke for you
3 convicts are up for 20 lashes of the whip, so the Judge arrives and starts proceeding by saying its his Mothers Birthday and he will grant each convict a wish, the ifrst an Irish man, Oid Loike a Pillow strapped to me back, after 10 the pillow disintigrates and the Irishman get 10 full lashes. Next up is the Englishman, Yar Honah id like 2 pillows on my back. The whipping proceeds but after 15 lashes both pillows are gone. Next up is the Scotsman, the judge stands, as my mother is Scottish and i love the Scots i'll grant this man 2 wishes. Thanks yer Honour ahd like 50 lashes, the Judge looks up, 'Very admirable these Scots, a man who knows how to take his punishment, and your seconrd wish good sir' Ahd like the Englishman strapped to ma back
2006-09-12 21:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I have the flu too today... But it's better being bored in the office then working with the flu, don't you think? Maybe you'll like a joke:
There were 2 frogs. One was just sitting quietly and the other was jumping around. The one who was sitting asked her: Crack? The other one said: No, cocaine!
Get well soon!
2006-09-12 21:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A jock and a geek applying for the same job.
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."
The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"
"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.
2006-09-12 21:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by ghost13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just imagine a panda bear juggling whilst riding a unicycle. Possibly wearing a pointy hat and playing a kazoo.
Or you could go and get yourself a load of dark chocolate and be thankful that it's not the plague you have.
Unless of course you have the plague and you don't know it yet.
Maybe you should check on that because otherwise you're just going to feel worse.
Good luck on the flu/plague, eat chocolate, fell better.
x
2006-09-12 21:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself a cup of lemon and honey tea if you can to ease your throat. Since you're in the office yourself - sit back and do absolutely nothing - at least you made the effort to come in today others would have thrown a sickie. Hope you feel better soon and have a better day than it has started.
2006-09-12 21:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by missieclass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, i have a bum that sags so low that it looks like a bag of king eddies. I decided to make use of my deformity and it is now used in advertisements for sainsbury's. They cut a hole in a box and then i stick my bum in it and get on all fours. They arrange a display around it and bobs your uncle. I felt a bit exploited at first but I am now like a mini celebrity in my local area. I attend charity funraisers and even open new supermarkets. If you are ever in Liverpool, look out for me...Mr. Magic Bum.
2006-09-13 00:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by mick241602 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just think of me sitting in my office looking across the road to the sea through the palm trees. It´s 28 degrees but I do have the A/C on. Tenerife is lovely this time of year..... Are you cheered up now????'
2006-09-12 23:23:42 · answer #9 · answered by Just me!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WAIT a second... You have the office ALL to yourself, and you're bored??! You can play with ANY of the equipment, and you're BORED?!?!?!?
You don't deserve cheering up! This should be the best day ever!
:p
2006-09-13 03:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by irishcharmer84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a small strip of selotape over the ball of the mouse, of the person you most dislike in your office, and then sit back and enjoy watching them get very fustrated at their computer when it just won't work! that should cheer you up!
2006-09-12 21:53:28 · answer #11 · answered by hully genius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋