2006-09-12 19:30:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, she is correct. Never underestimate the natural superiority of woman!
2006-09-12 19:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by galacticsleigh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She's always right. She has to be correct, silly! Honestly! When are you going to realize that? Does someone need to enlighten you?
Well, they CAN'T! 'Cause your wife is always right and she says you can't be enlightened till you realize she's always right.
You, my friend, are in a pickle. Wrapped inside an enigma. Which might make an interesting hors d’œuvre, but is a bad state of being.
2006-09-15 06:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is Right. You need to know basic scripture to be "enlightened".
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest Financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were
all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the
Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
(Groannn...)
PS... Did you know it's wrong for a woman to make
coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "Hebrews"
.
2006-09-12 19:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is a puppet master,more than a guru !Enlightenment show you and makes you realize that all is illusion and that the truth comes from within... Not from a manipulative wife !She's afraid to loose control by your coming closer to Mastery and non-attachment.
2006-09-12 20:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sherluck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband told me the same thing, but about men. Since you seem to be more enlightened than me, I guess you win - women are the right ones.
2006-09-13 16:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 20:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salvation doesn't come from becoming perfect. But from
accepting our imperfections. Realizing that none of us has
the right to look down his or her nose at anyone else.
We have to able to forgive ourselves for being human.
Before we can truly learn to forgive anyone else.
2006-09-12 20:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by Tegghiaio Aldobrandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, your wife isn'r right... a husband attains enlightenment when he realizes that life will be simpler if he lets his wife THINK she's right!!!
2006-09-12 19:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Rev T L Clark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny I told my husband that men get the t.v. control and woman get the money. woman are not ALWAYS right but it's better to agree with them, just smile and nod but don't tell your wife I said so cuz you'll up up-creek without a paddle!
2006-09-12 19:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by sunistao 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like some dominatrix talk right there. I'd watch out lol. She may be researching stuff on the internet.
2006-09-12 19:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋