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If a man was found dead in the middle of an open field with an unopened package by his side, how did he die? The man has no external marks, and he was not poisioned, dehydrated,or starving.

2006-09-12 18:44:31 · 21 answers · asked by Tak 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

was his parashute pack that didnt open while skidiving

2006-09-12 18:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by leikevy 5 · 6 0

He jumped out of a plane, but the unopened package, which contained his parachute, didn't open.

2006-09-12 19:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Maybe his heart gave way, it possibly couldn't stand the stress of keeping the unopened parcel safe

2006-09-12 22:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He died of severe trauma after coming into extremely fast contact with the ground becuase his parachute didn't open.

2006-09-12 19:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 1 0

Heart Attack

2006-09-12 18:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Derek 4 · 0 1

HIS WIFE ASKED FOR A $ 5 MILLION NECKLACE AND THE PARCEL CONTAINED HIS MOBILE PHONE?

2006-09-16 17:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0 0

He died of a heart attack and the package had his heart attack medicine.

2006-09-12 18:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by 34 RIP 3 · 0 1

Its not the falling its the sudden stop at the bottom.

2006-09-12 19:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by jonikaf 2 · 0 1

He was diabetic and the package was his insulin. The stupid thing was child-proof and adult-proof!!!

2006-09-12 18:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by almightyfredder 2 · 0 1

His parachute did not open

2006-09-12 18:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1 0

uh..
i think he forgot to breathe?
thanks for the 2points..

2006-09-12 22:36:06 · answer #11 · answered by hualabakanube 2 · 0 0

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