I'm a Christian,not a very good one though, I could be better. I've read the bible many times, and thought nothing had eluded me. My younger sister just read the bible for the first time, I doubt she read it all. I asked her what her favorite qoute was. Do you know what she said?
She said,
"My favorite qoute is 'Who told you that you were naked?'-Genisis."
I was laugfhing so hard, I fell on the floor. I can't belive I overlooked that. Has anyone else noiced this and found it funny?
2006-09-12 18:32:42 · 10 answers · asked by pinacoladasundae 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That reminds me of a joke about the new Pastor that went calling on the people in his church. He came up to one house where he was sure the woman was home but after repeatedly knocking on the door with no answer he took out his card and wrote a verse from the book of Revelation on it and slipped it under the door. That Sunday he was surprised to find the card in the collection basket with another verse written underneath.
His verse: "Behold, I stand at the door and I am knocking. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, then I will come in to him and I will dine with him, and he with Me. Revelation 3:20
The new verse: "I heard the sound of you in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself."
Genesis 3:10
2006-09-12 19:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 05:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids are basically smart and inquiring. For most atheists, it is in this questioning phase when the seeds of doubt are planted.
Once you lie to the kiddies about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny, they rightly begin to doubt the nonsense they hear at Sunday School!
Youth, such a wonderful time!
2006-09-12 18:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, my favorite was the one that says and he who works on the Sabbath shall be stoned to death. That one really cracks me up.
2006-09-12 18:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought the dialogue between adam, eve, and god was a little childish in style of writing.
2006-09-12 18:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I love that one...
2006-09-12 18:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2006-09-12 18:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Natasha Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!That is not funny!!
2006-09-12 18:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LoL
2006-09-12 18:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn.........................
(but YOU are nice!)
2006-09-12 18:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋