It's called currupt a wish. I make a wish, and you corrupt it. Then, YOU make a wish, and some one else will corrupt it. For example:
WISHER: I wish I had a million dollars.
CORRUPTOR: Granted, but you may only spend it at
the 99cents store.
NEW WISH: I wish I...(see what I mean).
SO here it goes, this is the wish to be corrupted.
I WISH I COULD FLY!
2006-09-12 18:15:15 · 23 answers · asked by pinacoladasundae 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yay my turn!
Pinacoladasundae:
granted, but the more you fly the more fozen you get!
managuens...:
NO,it's not Oliver! *tear*
craigmann...:
Quit trying to get nasty on the keyboard.
daddydogg..:
Good one ;D
DaAussie@...:
Yes, of course...
dukalink6...:
What about playing the game?
BoredomSt...:
Then why did you even answer?
Times equence:
Funny, but you can only get one wish so granted. Once you are nanofy-ed you have only one second to say supercalifragialisticexpialidocious 3 times otherwise you stay that way.
Celeste B:
I don't know what that is :[
Abiola RaVioli:
Ha, that sucks ;D
mountainm...:
I hope you actually mean that in a positive way.
curious:
I do to "/
vovòzinha:
I don't think people fit in birdcages but that's pretty funny.
Ok granted but you will never have hair, anywhere meaning wigs etc.
country_g...:
Hah, all good thins come to an end. Granted, but your dog will have human arms in place of the regualar dog legs.
Jodygirl:
Lols. The world's best what?
d_f_corni...:
Rofl. Granted but while being happy you will be inside an erupting volcano! ;D
momoftwo:
Hah. Granted but everytime you look at your stuff a trout on fire will come and slap you until you turn the other way! :D
OK I guess I have to play too.
I wish my hair wasn't so nappy. :D go corrupt it people!
2006-09-12 19:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
C: Granted, but you will never understand thoughts.
NW: I wish I wished the wish I wanted to wish last wish.
2006-09-13 01:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Granted but you can only fly upside down! I wish that people knew how to play games!
2006-09-13 01:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Granted, but you can never land.
@ vovòzinha: Granted, but never to be toilet trained.
@ country_gurl: Granted, but in a Korean restaurant
@ Jodygirl: Granted, but the World's Best Snorer
I wish I was happy.
2006-09-13 01:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by d_f_cornish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Picking at the beginning:
C: Granted, but you can only fly in a bird cage.
W: I WISH I WAS YOUNG!
2006-09-13 01:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Vovó (Grandma) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
granted but u can only be young for 1hr
i wish i could have a healthy dog
2006-09-13 01:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
alright, once we turn you into a slug with wings...
as for jeyjey, who's taken the trouble of corrupting everybody's wishes for me, granted, but thou shalt walk the earth for the rest of eternity bald and naked...
here's my wish: i wish i had a million dollars... well whaddya kno? it's already been corrupted.......
2006-09-13 02:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright but you can only fly after you jump off a building and say "good bye cruel world". wouldn't it suck if you forgot and jumped off a cliff. I have an uncorruptable wish. I WISH I COULD HAVE AN UNCORRUPTABLE WISH. MWA HA HA GENIUS. Now I wish to have the ablity to nanofy myself.
2006-09-13 01:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Thin King 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Granted, but you will be upset about it.
My wish: I wish I had everything I want.
2006-09-13 01:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Global Thermonuclear War?
2006-09-13 01:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋