I had to take a dump at a girls house that I like, it was extremly foul and smelled like rotten eggs. It permiated to the kitchen where peolpe where eating and it woke up her baby sister.
She will have nothing to do with me know and I am very embaresed. How can I make up for this hitler like offense and get on good terms with her again ??
2006-09-12 17:57:02 · 42 answers · asked by Jima 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Im proud of you! It takes a real man to sicken women from rooms away. And to wake somone up. Thats a power dump! Good game.
2006-09-12 18:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Superman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is what you do. Call her up and apoligize to her profusely. I mean like...really get down on your knees and beg. If she is as mean and shallow as she seems (how could she not be for judging you for doing something normal people do) she will listen to you if only to inflict more pain. Well...when you have her talking to you again demean yourself more by saying she and some friends (so she will feel safe) should come to your place (or your parents depending on your age) and you will make/get/pay for an excellent dinner to make up for you having a bowel movement.
Step 2: Buy some laxatives and surreptitiously slip it into her drink or food. (be careful not to put to much, just the recommended dossage) whichever it will be most inconspicous in. To make it even more funny sereve something with a lot of fiber. In about 30 minutes she will be the one leaving a monster dump at your place and you can say "remember when you treated me like **** when I took a dump? Well I want you to smell what you did here and kn ow that you you stink. I want you to look in that toilet...and realize what you are."
Good Luck.
2006-09-12 18:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by rolandofgileadiscool 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to be in good terms with such a narrow-minded chick? She's acting like she hasn't had the runs ever. She's human right? Hang out with people who are understanding and just whatever. I know that doodie incident is really embarassing. But if you had a bad tummy, so what? I bet you even got it from eating at her house! So she could have been cool about it. Just to save face though, you can send her some gift with a card that says - We're all human.
2006-09-12 18:05:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 20:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by sangster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you are beyond embarrsed, that there was nothing you could do about it, and that you will carry air-freshner on you at all times if she would just see you again.
As for the whole rotten eggs thing...I recomend you go to the doctor. Feces that smell like that suggest a bacterial infection in your colon, which even though may not have any syptoms, can cause allot of problems.
2006-09-12 17:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Cherished_Bride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For next time, bring matches. So after you take a dump, you light up the match over the toilet. when the fire goes almost to the end of the stick, before burning your fingers and your thumb, you throw it in the toilet. Then the smell goes away.
2006-09-12 18:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by SweetBrunette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!! I doubt it seriously! Same thing happened to me.
A guy that liked me had the nerves to do that at my house once, and believe me, after that, he never came over again. Infact I never called him again!!!! It was the fact that he did it without warning and didn't spray, didn't ask for an inscence or nothin'! Just let his funk out all throughout my house! I swear there was a faint smell of his funk lingering in my bathroom after a week or so no matter how hard I scrubbed or whatever!!!
2006-09-12 18:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry about that, if she hates you then you don't want to hang out with her anymore. you actually did yourself a favor by finding out more about her personality -- one that is not very nice. next time, take the time before hand to do your business and make sure that you don't have to use the bathroom at someone else's house like that. umm.. if you knew it smelled bad you should have opened the window and kept the door closed for a while
2006-09-12 18:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people are very sensitive to bodily functions and especially to foul smells. I would imagine that you're not the only one to ever spoil someone's dinner in her house, but if she won't see you, I don't see this working out.
2006-09-12 18:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by EW 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well nothing you can really do now. Should of waiting till you got home. The other thing is if you eat health, you would not have such a foul odour coming from you.
2006-09-12 17:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋