2006-09-12 17:21:59 · 29 answers · asked by roxychik 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
do you have a mirror in your pocket????? because i can see myself in your pants..???
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Q: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
A: Unfertilized.
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Q: I love your dress. Please take it off.
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Q: That dress would look great crumpled beside my bed in the morning.
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Hey i lost my phone number.......can i have yours;)
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.........."i like your brain coz it keeps giving me this telekinetic signal to come near to you". "for sure i believe we have something in common". "_____________(any drinks from the counterbar would do, not just water) for you, hope you like the drink". "by the way, if those other psychos come next to you, just send me those signals and I'll come rescue you".
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Hi!, I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.
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Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad
2006-09-12 17:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by ¿¡¿¡Que!?!? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy came up to me in a bar and said "When i make love I turn into an animal" Well thats a step up.
Please I'll only put it in for a minute,What am i a microwave?
2006-09-12 17:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy: Hi, do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Boy: How about a date?
This is the most original one I've ever heard of. Some others are really cheesy like "Did it hurt when you fall from heaven?" and "If I were to reform the alphabet, I would put 'i' and 'u' together." I'm sure you've heard of these. :)
2006-09-12 17:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by shortgirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) Baby are your legs tired? 'Cause you been running through my mind all day!
2) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!
3) I lost my phone number. Can I have your's?
4) Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
5) Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
6) Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Men...Ugh...Lord help them they do try.
2006-09-12 17:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by zoe_southernusa 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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This one I heard on TV. Guy runs up to a girl. Look at the back of her shirt tag and say "Made in heaven. Just as I thought."
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Guy: Did it hurt??
Girl: What??
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
2006-09-12 17:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by SimpleGurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!!
2006-09-12 17:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by SOBITO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
2006-09-12 17:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you recommendations if I merely called you ONE ,,,,, it extremely is short for One in a million do you be attentive to the version between a b j and a huge mac ,,,,,, If no longer are you busy for lunch
2016-09-30 21:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If kisses were snow flakes, I'd send you a blizzard
2006-09-12 17:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know if it will make you laugh but here it is:
Say pretty girl what it do? you got a minute if not you can borrow one of mine i got two I'm just saying I'm tryna to see what's up with it I'm just saying though!
(Thats all i need to make you slip out of your thong!)
2006-09-12 17:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋