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2006-09-12 16:53:53 · 18 answers · asked by chris B 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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a fart in a church while being baptized..

2006-09-12 16:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

lower back in first grade, me and my classmates amassed around for tale time. I sat surprising interior the front, and after a jiffy I had the spectacular urge to fart. So there i became into for 5 minutes or so preserving it in, and impulsively my instructor paused to tutor the website and surprising then and there ripped one, as loud as would be. Whats worse is that the boy I had a weigh down on became into sitting surprising at the back of me. How embarrassing! My pals nonetheless make relaxing of me to in the present day.

2016-12-12 07:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A Fart during an exam at the gynecologist?

2006-09-12 17:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by SpecialK 2 · 2 0

I think its pretty funny too. But I have one that beats it I guess. I was at my grandma's boring Catholic church and in the middle of the sermon the priest burped in the microphone. I was trying not to bust out laughing the rest of the service. He just kept droning on like nothing had happened.

2006-09-12 16:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I cracked up when I read your question in the list! LOL Have you ever had a pew full of family members trying to contain themselves in Church? It might only start with two but then it spreads! It does not even matter what started the laughter. I have had my mom say after Church, what were we laughing about! lol Thanks for the chuckle. :)

2006-09-12 16:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by yowhatsup2day 4 · 0 0

Two farts in a church?

2006-09-12 16:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 4 · 3 0

An old lady losing her upper teeth onto the pews.....hahaha

2006-09-12 16:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by abbyrose 3 · 1 0

well durring my brother's wedding, (catholic) the priest took it upon himself to walk through the guests and offer communion before the ceramony....breach of tradition i know,,,,, anyway.

when he got to me, my pentagram necklace was showing, it had come out between the button holes in the shirt that i was wearing.

he dropped the communion plate ..................

2006-09-12 17:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

the epsidoe of ren and stimpy when ren got sand kicked in his face and said "thank you sir!"

2006-09-12 17:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by ortheother 1 · 0 0

2 old ladys trying to t.p. another persons house. i personally witnessed it tonight.

2006-09-12 16:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by lizzyb 4 · 0 1

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