If a chicken and a half, can lay a egg and a half in a day and a half. How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
2006-09-12 16:22:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I`m sure I don`t know,my mind don`t work that way and I don`t know anyone who does!
2006-09-12 16:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by pumpkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No time, because grasshoppers dont have wooden legs and cant kick the seeds out of pickles.
2006-09-12 16:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by queencleopatratso 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/2 grasshoppers will take11/2 daye to kick 11/2 seeds from 11/2 pickle pieces.
2006-09-12 16:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by hsarora47 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-09-12 17:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many seeds, how long is the leg
2006-09-12 16:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by spastic_ewok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same amount of time it would take a fat man to row upstream to get his icecream and realize there are no bones.
2006-09-12 16:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Rockstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
65 years !
2006-09-12 16:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by DaAussie@Australia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 days, because footballs don't have feathers.
2006-09-12 16:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by larryjhere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow man- you been smokun bad weed
2006-09-12 16:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fortnight?
2006-09-12 16:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Casey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋