A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still
curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical
condition;whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm . the man asked Are you taking anything for it? She replied Yes... Pepper!
2006-09-12 16:15:26 · 20 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny, It has a cute sense of playfulness while not being overtly dirty. A very good light adult joke.
2006-09-12 16:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no offenice ladies please
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything
2006-09-12 16:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fine words , but too long
2016-03-26 22:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke but on a serious not wouldn't that fantastic.
2006-09-12 16:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by burn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very cute and funny !
2006-09-12 16:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jo Jo Gunn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-12 16:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by elmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-09-12 16:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by NETTA M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-12 16:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the funniest I've ever read!
2006-09-12 16:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA I got to admit I seen it coming tho.
2006-09-12 16:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋