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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with
> her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
the
> entrance.
>
>
> The WalMart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to WalMart ...
> Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
>
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "You moron!! No
they
> ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
hell
> would
> you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look
alike?"
>
>
> "No Mam", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe youhad sex
> twice."

2006-09-12 16:02:08 · 15 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

ROFL!!! Holy cow- that was funny!!!!


There were these two goldfish in a tank, and the one turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

2006-09-12 16:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 1 0

ladies no offenice please HARD-DISK Girls:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything

2006-09-12 16:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0 2

lol, i actually read a joke jus like this in ebaumsworld, except it didn't mention her a very loud women, just ugly.

2006-09-12 16:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by lakersforlife 3 · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee! (I should really stop writing Tee Hee Hee all of the time)...

2006-09-12 16:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha. Ugly people needs love too.

2006-09-12 18:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by steve 6 · 0 0

Reminds me of this broad from work.

2006-09-12 22:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by dead_uchiha 2 · 0 0

I saw that somewhere else today.

2006-09-12 16:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 0 0

very nice

2006-09-12 16:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0 0

one coulda been her neice/ nephew though right

2006-09-12 16:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by bruce p ♥ ♥ ♥ 3 · 0 1

hahahahaha!!!!!!! I actually know who I would say that to!

2006-09-12 16:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by lisa s 3 · 0 0

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