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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and
announces that the dog can talk and
that he has $100 he's willing to bet
anyone who says he can't. The bartender
takes the bet and the owner looks at
the dog and asks "what's the thing on
top of this building which keeps the
rain from coming inside". The dog
answers "ROOF". The bartender says
"who are you kidding, I'm not paying".
The dog's owner says, "How about double
or nothing and I'll ask him something
else." The bartender agrees and the
owner turns to the dog and asks "who
was the greatest ballplayer of all time?"
The dog answers "Roof". With that the
bartender picks them both up and throws
them out the door. As they bounce on the
sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and
says "DiMaggio?"

2006-09-12 15:48:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

lol! funny!

2006-09-12 15:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0 1

Good 1

2006-09-12 15:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0 1

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2016-11-07 05:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

hehe funnny.

why did the chicken cross the road?
- there's a fightclub nearby and he wants to sign up.

a guy goes to the checkout counter and notices there is a squirel at the counter. it gets his groceries, scans them and in squirrel talk, says thats $10.50. end of joke.

2006-09-12 16:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee! The dog really CAN talk!

2006-09-12 15:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ha ha ha funny

2006-09-12 17:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

I was havin' a bad day, and this made me feel better. Thanks for the laughs!

2006-09-12 15:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by summerlover 3 · 1 0

hehe very cute!

2006-09-12 16:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by bugsbunnylookalike2001 5 · 1 0

not funny, rubber

2006-09-12 16:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was very funny

lol

2006-09-12 21:18:36 · answer #10 · answered by d z 1 · 0 0

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