A guy walks into a bar with a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and
announces that the dog can talk and
that he has $100 he's willing to bet
anyone who says he can't. The bartender
takes the bet and the owner looks at
the dog and asks "what's the thing on
top of this building which keeps the
rain from coming inside". The dog
answers "ROOF". The bartender says
"who are you kidding, I'm not paying".
The dog's owner says, "How about double
or nothing and I'll ask him something
else." The bartender agrees and the
owner turns to the dog and asks "who
was the greatest ballplayer of all time?"
The dog answers "Roof". With that the
bartender picks them both up and throws
them out the door. As they bounce on the
sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and
says "DiMaggio?"
2006-09-12
15:48:07
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