The Three Bears are in court one day because Mama and Papa Bear aren't getting along and want a divorce. The judge grants the divorce and turns to Baby Bear and says, "Okay, now that Mama and Papa Bear are divorced, you have to live with one or the other. So, would you like to live with Papa Bear?" Baby Bear looks at the judge in fear and says, "No Sir, I don't want to live with Papa Bear!" To which the judge replies, "Well, why not?" Baby Bear says, "Well, your Honor, because Papa Bear beats me too much." The judge says, "Fine. Do you want to live with Mama Bear?" Baby Bear replies, "no Sir, I don't want to live with Mama Bear either." "Why not?" the judge says. "Well, your Honor, Mama Bear beats me more than Papa Bear does!" Exasperated the judge says, "Well son, you have to live with SOMEBODY, so who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear replies, "Sir, I'd like to live with the Chicago Bears 'cuz they don't beat nobody!"
2006-09-12 15:27:10 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I live outside the City and sad to say, I don't think the Chicago Bears will EVER make it to another Super Bowl!
2006-09-12 15:28:45 · update #1
Sure can Debydoo...
2006-09-12 15:35:55 · update #2
heheh... poor bears. even in stories now they are getting divorced... must be a sign of the time
2006-09-12 15:36:32 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-09-12 15:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by Lady G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like my wife said to me one time, it's too long!
2006-09-12 15:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thts good ive nevr herd tht 1
2006-09-12 15:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheh hahahaha hoooo that was really cute. Can I use this one ?
2006-09-12 15:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha. that's funny. i don't really follow any kind of sports, but that's a good one.
2006-09-12 15:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats a funny one! its good...nice job
2006-09-12 15:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kristin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarous. good job.
2006-09-12 15:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one.
2006-09-13 06:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO, good joke.
2006-09-12 15:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by Coodles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋