Ok whoever can give me funniest dirty joke, will get the 10 points :)
2006-09-12 14:31:47 · 5 answers · asked by russianguyfrombrooklyn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After 10 children, a wife has a small operation on her vagina to tighten it and have some of it removed.
After the op she wakes up to find 3 red roses on her bed.She asks the nurse what are they for she says the first is from the doctor: the op was a complete success.
The second is from your husband: he cant wait to get you home for a great active sex life like when you were teenagers.
And the wife says: "what about the 3rd rose"?
"Oh thats from Mr Jones in the Burned Unit saying, thanks for his new EARS"
:-)
2006-09-12 15:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by Andreba 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are these friends that own a bar but can't think of a name. One of them ask jack to go outside and the first thing he sees will the be the name of the bar. jack sees lucy's legs. so that became the name. a week later at the grand openning, a man was standing outsidethe door. another man walked up and asked, '' what are you waiting for?'' the man said, ''i'm waiting for lucy's legs to open so i can get a drink.''
2006-09-12 21:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
want to hear a dirty joke eh? Jack fell in the mud
ok, now a clean joke. jack took a bath with bubbles
now another dirty joke. bubbles is the neighbor's daughter
2006-09-12 21:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by PourMeAnother 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriates the wife and daughter so the daughter asks, "Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother smiles,looks at her husband and answers, "Well,dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"
2006-09-13 12:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by giko 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the peanuts...da da
where do the peanut goes?....in the donut!!!
2006-09-12 22:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋