An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class: "There are two things you need to succeed in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
"Second," the professor continued, "You must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this corpse’s anus, but licked my index finger?"
2006-09-12 14:29:55 · 14 answers · asked by Lady Bonah 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha...... good one
2006-09-12 14:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by realazn2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remind me not to donate my body to science.
2006-09-12 21:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ewww that shitt is gross!!! I'ma tell that joke to my friends lol
2006-09-12 21:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by ♥MG789♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that jokes b4 but its still kinda funny
2006-09-12 21:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Details are important. LOL.
2006-09-13 13:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck! thats learning the hard way.
2006-09-12 21:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by La-z Ike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old and disgusting one.
2006-09-12 21:31:32 · answer #7 · answered by elgil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty good, ill use it if you dont mind
2006-09-12 21:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by Munka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before.. but it's a nice one! :P
2006-09-12 21:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by lili 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol
2006-09-12 21:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by niecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty humor.... funny, but very dirty. I like it.
2006-09-12 21:40:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋