A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm just so in love with my twenty-five-year-old wife."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, she cooks me breakfast and kisses me and tells me she loves me... At lunchtime she comes home and embraces me warmly, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home with ice cream, the best an old man could want. And then after a gourmet supper, she gives me a warm bath, and cuddles up with me all night." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "Oh, I think I see - I bet you just found out she's with you for your money?"
"No," the old man answers through his sobbing and tears, "I forgot where I live."
2006-09-12 14:24:30 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww, i feel sorry for the old guy. i guess. but yeah, i liked it.
2006-09-12 14:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Nike W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny as heck, I've heard a lot of old folks jokes and most of them enjoy poking little fun at each other and their younger peers. So if you have a family member or friend plase don't hesitate to join them in one. A senor citizen would rather hear a joke from you than not hear from you.
2006-09-12 21:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardy Har Har
2006-09-12 22:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny I love it lmao :))
2006-09-12 21:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by Cuntry_&_Luvin_It 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one
2006-09-12 21:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so stupid it was sorta funny
2006-09-12 21:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!
2006-09-12 22:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor old guy! LOL.
2006-09-13 13:40:49 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2006-09-14 20:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-09-12 21:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋