A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-09-12 14:01:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny. even though im blonde.
2006-09-12 14:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before cause I enjoy blonde jokes (even though I'm blonde) and it still makes me laugh a little. My favorite blonde joke is this
How come blonde jokes are so short? So brunettes can remember them.
Everytime I ask that one somebody always says so blondes can remember them or so blondes can understand them.
2006-09-12 21:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by myshortstory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love a blonde joke and considering i once was the butt of a fe wof them when i was l blonde I am not offended. There are jokes in every culture, village, city, state, nation and I am sure inhabited planet.
The offer releif form boredom, ar eeducational and fun.
2006-09-12 21:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it b4. But still funny thanx for the Laugh :)) :P
2006-09-12 21:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by Cuntry_&_Luvin_It 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Im blonde.
2006-09-12 21:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it b4 but still laugh like crazy when i hear it!!!
2006-09-12 21:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by stina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2006-09-12 21:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny I like that one...
2006-09-12 21:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥BlackBarbie™♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL How cute!!
2006-09-12 22:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by bugsbunnylookalike2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-09-12 21:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by morgan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋