An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
2006-09-12 13:55:21 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'll give it a 9
^_^ keep it up and keep it coming
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