How do you embalm someone?

Answer 1

First we clean out their facial orifaces, (mouth, eyes, nose). Then a break is made in the arterial system, usually through the carotid artery, through a small incision on top of the collarbone. As the embalming fluid is being pumped into the artery, the blood is being drained via the jugular vein. Approximately 3 gallons of a formaldehyde solution is injected into the body. We also cavity embalm, which consists of tapping the major organs with a long hollow needle that suctions fluids from the chest and abdominal cavity. We then inject a very strong fluid into the chest cavity to preserve those oragans. Many people think funeral director's remove the organs, that's not true. The embalming process usually takes about 2 hours to complete. Also, the blood just washes down the drain. Hope this helps!

Answer 2

All blood is drained, and then the body is filled with embalming fluid, usually formaldehyde.

Answer 3

You don't do it!! You send the body to the local hospital or funeral home and they do it!!
First they drain out all the blood and then the fill it up with embalming fluid and freeze the body!!!

Answer 4

When they alone in the Hospital, we come and spend quality time with them. Many Bottles of Scotch Whiskey are involved in this process. But, when they die....... they die happy and Bombed!
Oh! Dang, you said embalm. Oh, Heck, Silly me.

Answer 5

Fill them with pickles.

Answer 6

Step one: Make sure the person is dead.

Answer 7

if you want to become a mortician then go to school and learn how to be one.

Answer 8

If I told you I'd have to kill you.