Jesus was preaching all day and was tired and needed a place to stay but had no money. So he goes into the local inn, throws 3 nails on the counter, and asks, 'Can you put me up for the night?'
2006-09-12 13:36:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A person takes their hand and puts it into a fire. The fire is hot, and the person says ouch, and quickly removes their hand. A person takes their foot and puts it into a fire, the fire is hot, and the person says ouch, and removes their foot. A person takes his body and puts it into the fire, the fire is hot, and the person attempts to remove themselves from this agonizing pain.........but they have used up all of their chances, and so they remain, for eternity........thinking of the blasphemes words they spoke, when they thought there was nothing to fear.........or knew, and choose not to care.........God Bless
2006-09-12 17:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by JusticeStandsTall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you have a little respect for people that do believe in Jesus??..It's questions like this that get so many sarcastic and hatred remarks going. Maybe that was your purpose of this.I can take a good joke but this one is tasteless and old to top it all off.
2006-09-12 20:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have too much respect for the feelings of my Christian friends and neighbors to tell that joke. I don't mind debating or offering sincere criticism, but mockery...that's just not the way I was brought up.
2006-09-12 20:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Brutally insensitive and not the least bit funny.
2006-09-12 21:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how most Christians think of the savior.
2006-09-12 20:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by remembertnb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is just as insensitive as the previous one.
2006-09-12 20:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by hisnamesaves 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't give up the day job guy.
2006-09-12 20:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's lame enough that it made me laugh.
2006-09-12 20:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know any jokes that don't [try to] demean Jesus?
2006-09-12 20:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's very sad. Why would you say that?
2006-09-12 20:47:58 · answer #10 · answered by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋