A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
2006-09-12 13:31:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres a bonus for you.
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
2006-09-12 13:37:04 · update #1
yea that one was good,the bus one.lol
2006-09-12 13:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by onlymedear7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Bloody Ha; Good night!
2006-09-12 13:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are like telephones.
They love to be held. They love to be talkd to.
But if you push the wrong button, you're disconnected.
2006-09-12 21:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by scotsgaz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first one is just plain silly but the second is a bit funny
2006-09-12 22:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by alexio 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drunks eh! Hic..!
2006-09-12 13:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Amazing Magenta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-12 20:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dang drunks make me laugh everytime. buuuuuuuurrrp excuse me!
2006-09-12 13:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get it, funny but predictable
2006-09-13 02:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by trytostayanonimous 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-09-12 14:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by chris g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldey but goodey
2006-09-12 14:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋