Question: What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Him?
Answer: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
2006-09-12 13:29:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It made me smile, but not laugh. I like nun jokes better.
2006-09-12 13:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What?! Jesus is fine. I gave him a bath last night, and then we played fetch this afternoon, and he is now sleeping on the floor by me. His pictures are taped to the walls, so no nails are needed.
2006-09-12 13:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats not a picture of Jesus, thats the zig zag man, man!
2006-09-12 13:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, not humorous that's a splash confusing - the completed person1, person2, the pope, 3 persons. On ultimate of that - whether it became shorter and proper to the element (which it wasn't!!) it is not that humorous. The pope felt fortunate so he did not forgive the 0.33 individual?
2016-10-14 22:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me this joke is not funny; it is offensive. If the same joke were made about a different person, most would consider it to be offensive as well. Jesus was, and is, a real person who suffered.
No matter what else you believe Him to be, He died a painful death that none of us would wish to experience. To joke about that is rude, insensitive and, as mentioned above, offensive. Please, no more such insensitive comments. I will not report you, but I imagine some will.
2006-09-12 13:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by hisnamesaves 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I'm not religious, but I can't say it's funny considering the pain and suffering of crucifixition and that Jesus of Nazareth seemed to an overall nice guy
2006-09-12 13:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dan 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No it's not funny. I feel sorry for you or anyone who laughs at this and other "jokes" like it.
2006-09-12 14:50:31 · answer #7 · answered by belle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit too tactless for me to tell, but that's just my taste. I'm not a Christian, but I think it inconsiderate to joke about something as terrible as crucifixion.
2006-09-12 13:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny? Not particularly. Cute? A little.
2006-09-12 13:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i didnt think that was funny at all because u making fun of when JESUS got nailed to the Cross! And that wasnt funny at all!!!!!!!
2006-09-12 13:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by Tee 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Probley NOT. Just didn't have me belly shakin and rollin in the aisles.
2006-09-12 13:34:56 · answer #11 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋