2006-09-12 13:25:25 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Kaaboooomm !!
2006-09-12 13:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably a lot less than that actually. My mate Brian liked Guinness, peanuts and vindaloos a lot, but unfortunately had a sphinctre cramp and an unburpable throat (genetic..his grandmother was the same) he went bang in a very messy way a month ago last friday after just 3 days.
It happened as he went through his front gate on the way back from the Indian after a night on the black stuff and crunchies.
His mother thought it was a suicide bomber and called the police. They syphoned most of him off of the lawn, but could not get the residue out of the brickwork. My neighbour says it will need a chemical clean to get back to new again, but I think they will just keep it and say it was pebble dashing.
They tried to cremate him, but he kept putting the fire out, they poured him down the church sink in the end.
Still, we had a great do after, but no Guinness or peanuts though, out of respect, but we did sneak a quick curry in on the way home, but, don`t tell his mum.
2006-09-12 13:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by Robert Abuse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe not for 10 days, but if u stop burping and farting you will exploed thou. As farting release the gases in you colon and you colon can only hold so much air, and burping release gas from you stomach. It's was on a channel four show called "white coats" i think.
2006-09-12 13:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by quamig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is true, i've seen it happen. The only reason I haven't exploded is I fart while I'm sleeping so my interior pressure stops building up. Ask my wife
2006-09-12 13:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by jepa8196 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it not healthy to deprive your body of burps or farts. I have been burping alot after I turned 30 I guess its part of my aging process.
2006-09-12 13:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a big NO, you'll not explode. you will only feel irritable and a little bit pain below your stomach, and sometimes heartburn. try drink some soda drinks or some cola drink, it may help you burp. Furt! drink pure milk. it happens to me also, its from my doctor advice and it works for me.
2006-09-12 13:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by Salvacionf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your fart might be real explosive and smelly but I don't think you'll literally explode.
2006-09-12 13:27:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, u would be in serious trouble by now because farts and burps are a sign that our digestive systems are working properly.
2006-09-12 13:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is impossible. You would burp or fart in your sleep, so you can't stop it.
2006-09-12 13:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, what you've heard is true. Please, fart, burp, whatever when you feel the need. It's then that you find out who your true friends are.
2006-09-12 13:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by smallweed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go try it, if you still here after 10 days come back to this thread and tell us.. if you dont come back we know youve fart plugged yourself to death
2006-09-12 13:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by lauren200200 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋