After worship little Johhny walked up to the song leader and said " I didn't know there was an angel named Hue." The song leader was baffled as to what little Johnny was talking about. He asked Johnny " where did you here that there is an angel named Hue?' To which Johhny replied "From you. You sang a song about him today." The song leader was even more baffled. He asked Johhny "What song did I sing about an angel named Hue." Johhny was getting a little impatient now so he looked the song leader right in the eyes and said " YOU REMEMBER. The song Our God, He Is Alive. You know. The part where we sang "He tinted skies with heavenly Hue!"
2006-09-12 13:24:17 · 19 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that's cute, "my redeemer lives" is an excellent tune by nicole c. mullins. you reminded me of it. it was at a special time in my life and so is right now, so to me this little joke of mine was sent from God, from a little angel called ,"YOU"...
2006-09-12 13:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by lee f 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Dude, that joke was terrible. Here's one for you so you don't have to make so many people groan.
Two men show up at Heaven's gates and meet St. Peter.
The first man is dressed in jeans and a leather coat and when Peter asks his name he replies "Joey Brown, New York cabbie!" in a loud voice. Peter looks through his book and says "Oh yes, Mr. Brown! Welcome to Heaven! Here's a golden staff and a silk robe for you to take in with you."
The second man is dressed in the stiff collar of a clergyman and when asked his name he replies "Jonathan Worthington, senior pastor of the first Presbyterian church of Washington".
Peter looks through his book and finds the man's name and hands him a wooden staff and a linen robe. The man starts spluttering and says "I've been preaching for 40 years and all I get is a wooden staff and a linen robe, and that, that New York cabbie gets a golden staff and a silk robe! Why I never!".
Peter looks at him and says "Up here we pass out rewards based upon results. Sure, you preached for 40 years but all of the time you were preaching the people were sleeping. But that man, when he drove people were praying!"
2006-09-12 17:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK that was bad. Here's worse:
Little Johnny said to his mom one day that he knew God's first name was Art.
"Oh? Where'd you learn that?" His mother asked
"This morning in church" replied Johnny
"I don't recall learning that" said his mom.
"Sure you do. Remember the preacher said that part in the Bible about Our Father who is Art in Heaven.
Even worse [I made this one up during a church play and tried to get them to work it in, but they wouldn't. I wonder why]
A Pharisee walks into a bar and sees a man with Leprosy tending bar.
"Hey you, lepers can't be bartenders" he shouts.
"So? Pharisees can't come into bars." replies the leper
"Good point" says the Pharisee. "Tell you what, I wont' talk if you won' talk, now how about giving me three fingers of wine."
"Well, we're all out of wine, but here's your three fingers" says the leper.
And finally the worse.
Imagine this scene in the Bible:
Jesus: Knock, Knock
Peter: Who's there?
Jesus: Israel
Peter: Israel who?
Jesus: Is real good to be here.
2006-09-12 15:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so cute. i sent it my friend to put in our morning smile. if you would like to recieve some goodmorning laughs you need to email casadspringfield@aol.com. We have had the morning smile for 8 years now. Tell Jerry that Elizabeth sent you. Ihope you have a great day.
2006-09-12 13:57:43 · answer #4 · answered by CasperinMississippi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was adorable and got about half a laugh from me. I like the joke about Jesus playing golf better :)
2006-09-12 13:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Tonya B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to go hang out at the Comedy Club.
How many Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why did the Christian cross the road?
2006-09-12 13:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I enjoy Christian funnies but for me this wasn't one.
2006-09-12 13:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO
as good as
Our father who's art in heaven, Hal be his name!
2006-09-12 14:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm . . . maybe stand-up comedian is not the job for you
2006-09-12 13:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boo, I deserve 4 points for reading this horrible joke.
2006-09-12 13:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋