A young teenager askes her strict father if she could go out to the movies on a school night. " Did you do your chores? Your homework?", the father asked. " Yes, dad. I did everything I was supposed to. Can I go now?" she pleaded. " Yes, you may... under one condition: You polish my knob." The teenager rolls her eyes and obliges. Before she starts, she says, " Peee- ewww! Dad, why does it smell so bad down there?!" " Oh, sorry. Your brother wanted to bother the car an hour ago." he confesses.
2006-09-12 13:23:14 · 15 answers · asked by Suz E. Home BAKER 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a dirty joke:-
A family is sitting around the supper table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriates the wife and daughter so the daughter asks, "Mum, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother smiles,looks at her husband and answers, "Well,dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up & the balls are there for decoration only!"
2006-09-13 05:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
LOL take read this again in a few after you've had some experience downtown! LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-12 13:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that isn't a very good joke!! The family is a bunch on incestuous bogans!!
2006-09-12 14:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW THAT WAS THE MOST lame joke ever. I mean that is a joke a perv would post.
2006-09-12 13:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by I LOVE TACOS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HUH?? I dont get it and it's kinda unclear to me.
2006-09-12 15:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Caramella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-12 13:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok but kinda unclear
2006-09-12 13:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for wasting my time with your lame joke.
2006-09-12 13:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by Take That 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's kind of nasty.. they're used to it too.. gross. BUT FUNNY
2006-09-12 13:27:11 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it...
2006-09-12 13:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by aLl I WaNtEd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋