An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
2006-09-12 13:20:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep! reached the parts that mattered!
2006-09-13 01:36:41 · answer #1 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big bad teddy, just got me into trouble with my irish mrs for laughing at an irish joke
2006-09-12 13:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard same joke years ago but it was a Brit walking into a bar in Derry, still funny though.
2006-09-12 13:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that Joke much more better than the last one. Keep it up. : )
2006-09-12 13:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by dottir 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh
2006-09-12 21:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by BLUE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
much better than the last one! LOL
2006-09-12 13:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by munkydogg 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl going to send this one to my irish pals.
2006-09-12 13:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by what? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one...lol
2006-09-13 06:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by cjscot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - you've chuckled my day
2006-09-12 19:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-12 15:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋